Thursday, May 21, 2009

How to Survive College: Rules 1-5

1) Upon arrival, meet everyone in your hall, you will have to see them everyday for the rest of the year, so try to make a good impression.

2) Especially during the first week of school (when first impressions are generally being formed) do not invite your boyfriend to your room for a session of vigorious, loud, obnoxious love-making.

3) Do not drink like a fish or a large whale, rather try not to make a drunken-mess of yourself by limiting your alcoholic intake to less than or equal to four drinks.

4) GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM. or at least keep the door open, for Christ's Sake!

5) Join every club and activity that you are interested in, don't wait until second semester, because by the time it rolls around, you will be left behind by everyone who got a jump-start on getting involved.

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